A song about all God's creatures, great and small, real or imagined - their come-uppance runneth over... them.
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Story behind the song
I've owned a few cats in my life, and even though they were always kinda jerks, I loved them nevertheless. Still this song is my silent screaming inner revenge for all the apathetic nonchalance displayed by the ungrateful little f-ing a-holes... I did mention I loved them, right? I did. Not because of their natures, but in spite of it.
Roadkill also demonstrates what you can accomplish with a cheesy Casio keyboard and 4-track recorder when you have nothing better to do and time to do it.
Lyrics
Roadkill! Feel the thrill!
Can't wait to get behind the wheel
Gotta feel that overkill
Cop no jones and post no bill
Wack! Dead!
Gots to paint the highway red
Little bunny eyes that shine
Shine like infrared
This will show them
Chevy mow them down so they stay still
Roadkill!
This should teach ya
Wish the Disney creatures were for real
Roadkill! Roadkill! Roadkill!
Tabby ran away today
Cruised out to the interstate
Had to cross, stupid kitty couldn't wait
Street pizza!
No sign of her down at Animal Control
But Master passed 'er on the highway goin' home
What was that? Oh Dad it's our cat!
Tabby why'd you go and die like that?
Run like hell kitty kitty
I feel no pity 'cause it's God's will
Roadkill!
To make such a mess I must confess
Takes all my skill
Roadkill! I will! Roadkill!
Paf! Creamed!
Madness like I never dreamed
Hit and run and laugh and scream
Just Tabby, me, and our buddy Jimmy Beam
This will show them
Chevy mow them down so they stay still
Yesterday you were the cat's meow
But today you're a pile of unlucky puppy chow
Roadkill! Fire at will!
There's no way to miss
They arch and hiss then kiss my grill
Roadkill!
Now you know what headlights mean
Rest in pieces on I-15
Roadkill! Oh swell!
Roadkill! Roadkill! Roadkill! Roadkill!
Roadkill! Roadkill! Roadkill! Roadkill!
First, second, neutral, park
Points are doubled after dark
Black river, metal shark
Crunch! Dead! Ha!
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